Cooper's Top Fan Tee
Cardinal Red / S
Sale price
£20.80
Regular price
£23.11
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Cooper's Top Fan Tee
Sale price
£20.80
Regular price
£23.11
COOPER’s TOP FAN TEE: “Humans Are Weird So I Train Them” Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
Cooper has studied humans closely for years. They talk too much, they leave the house without him, and they stand in front of the fridge as if nothing is happening. Fortunately, he has a training programme, and so far it’s going very well. You’re currently on the “bring snacks” module.
This heavyweight unisex crewneck is for people who know exactly who’s running the household, and it isn’t them. Wear it as a badge of honour, a confession, or a subtle hint to your dog that you’ve accepted your role.
If you’ve got a personality like Cooper’s, this is your go-to tee. Dry humour, strong opinions and a dog who clearly has you well trained? Then this one was made for you. It also makes a great gift for any German Shepherd person who’s been a good student.
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |